Hey guys, I have some down time here, I am waiting on this miserable, dreary, gray and rainy morning for some clients to drive two hours so I can discharge their dog. I am currently on small animal orthopedics block, and so far it has been a good experience. It has been a while since anything has been written, but there has been some interesting things going on here. I was on Cardiology last block, and I got to see a horse in A-fib electro-converted. Now that was a site to see! A 1200 lb animal under general anesthesia get a jolt of electricity put through his heart was intense. I highly recommend watching it sometime if you get the chance. Otherwise, lots of boxers and doberman’s on the cardio-front. I was on large animal surgery prior to Cardio, which was pretty cool. I had my hands in some places that you just wouldn’t think to every put your limbs in. We had a cow with a HUGE seroma at his hip area. It was formed a thick capsule around the seroma and basically extended from hip to stifle. We put the cow in stocks, gave her a local block and cut into her thigh to start draining the seroma. The capsule was so thick, and it was so extensive that we wanted to get as much of the capsule out of her leg as we could, so I basically had my entire arm in the cows thigh, tearing thick, nasty capsule out of her leg. We did a couple of C-sections and displaced abomasums on a few cows, lots of horse colic surgeries – that is also a site to see. There is just something really strange about seeing a horse lying on it’s back in a surgery room – they are just huge animals that have even bigger problems I have decided. PIGS!!! We spayed pig after pig, giant pigs! The largest was 580 lbs. She was a big, stubborn, and very vocal pig, but I actually enjoyed working with the big lugs. The strangest thing about working on the pigs was that we used electrocautery on them, and it did literally smell like bacon. The doctor was cauterizing, and all of a sudden it hit me. The wafting smoke reached my nose and it actually made me a little hungary – something only a future vet would think, right. I couldn’t resist saying something, which I have found works both ways in these universities, so I asked the doc if she could fry up some of that bacon and set it aside for an after-surgery snack. They had spayed a bunch of pigs prior to me being in there and they all started laughing because it was the first time they really even thought about it. We worked on reigndeer (if that’s how you spell it), Alpaca’s are the devil, and a giant bull that would have killed me I think it had the chance. Large draft horses with colic are no fun to watch, and there are people that are willing to pay a rediculous amount of money on their animals. Those are some of the things I have experienced so far.
So, I was in ultrasound the other day with a patient and the ultrasound tech was telling some story about something that nobody really cared about. I could tell no one was really listening to him, but kind of would give a “uh-huh” and laugh every once in a while just to get him through the story. So, he got done with the story, and without even thinking I made some stupid comment that I thought was funny ( I can’t even remember what I said), and I turned, kind of laughing, to look up at him but he was just staring at me with a really upset look on his face. The doctor was standing behind him, laughing, but at the same time gesturing with her hand back and forth over her throat, implying to stop now. I kind of just went back to holding the dog, and afterwards, they were all laughing at me because apparently, that tech is known to not have a very good sense of humor and no one jokes with him because he is really sensitive. Oops.
Anyways, how are all of you? I would love to hear from all of you. I would put some pics of some of the stuff I have been doing around here if I could figure out how to get the pictures from my phone onto the stupid computer. I will try to figure that out this weekend maybe. Anyways, send something my way if you read this and feel inspired. I should also post some more pictures of Jeanette for those that might be interested, she is still looking and feeling good, but she is getting “more pregnant” (I’m not allowed to say larger according to every other female that I have said that to).